I don’t really care much for the Scary Movie franchise, I would just like to make that absolutely clear right now, so please excuse my brief article here but I really couldn’t care less.
However, it is horror-ish, so I feel horror fans deserve to know what is going on, so here it is: Lindsay Lohan will join the already cast Ashley Tisdale, Marisa Saks and Erica Ash. Charlie Sheen, who was killed off in the film, will be returning (go figure, as a ghost I suspect?) And the one person with some actual brains here is Scary Movie regular Anna Faris has decided to leave the franchise.
Malcolm D. Lee directs, and David Zucker and Pat Proft are on writing duties. The film is rumoured to be a complete reboot. Great…
Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.
By Matt Wavish