Jun 052015
 




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Here at HCF we do dig our Shark movies, and the sillier the better, so imagine our excitement when along comes not one, not two, but THREE freaking trailers in one night! Oh glorious days!

The first is the full length trailer for 3-Headed Shark attack, the sequel (naturally) to 2-Headed Shark Attack which was a huge amount of fun. What’s changed in the sequel? The bastard has THREE heads, which means three times the mayhem. Oh, and it also has tough guy Danny Trejo in it, and who wouldn’t want to see Machete himself take on a shark with three heads!

The riotous trailer is below, and while its filled to the brim with superb cheesy shark action, the highlight for me is when Trejo bellows something at the one minute twenty mark. If you can figure out what the hell he says, then by all means share it with us in the comments section below!

3-Headed Shark Attack is directed by Christopher Ray, and the cast includes Danny Trejo, Jena Sims, Karrueche Tran and Rob Van Dam. The film will be on SyFy in July.

Synopsis:

The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.

 

 

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Sharknado 3:

Next up is the almighty Sharknado 3, and we have two short and sweet teasers to show you. One has star David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff bigging up his new shark movie, and the second is a twenty second teaser, oh hell yes!

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! The two-hour original movie will devour the planet on Wednesday, July 22, at 9/8c.

In addition, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! will wreak havoc on all Syfy channels around the world – 86 countries in all, including the UK, Australia, and across Europe, Asia, and Latin America – when it premieres in international primetime within 24 hours of the United States debut.

Said Chris Regina, Senior Vice President, Program Strategy, Syfy: “We wanted this third title to boldly go where no shark movie has gone before. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! embraces the larger-than-life irreverence that has made these movies so popular and entertaining.”

Said David Michael Latt, Producer, The Asylum: “The sharks and tornadoes get all the glory, but we would like to thank our long-time marketing guru Mike DiGrazi, who first suggested ‘Oh hell no!’ A dedicated fan of the genre, Mike created the taglines for 1 and 2 – ‘Enough Said!’ and ‘Shark Happens’ – as well as the Sharknado posters, including the original, which was a viral sensation on its own.”

Sharknado 3 will cause mass destruction in Washington, D.C., before roaring down the Eastern Seaboard and into Florida and stars Ian Ziering as Fin, Tara Reid as April, and Cassie Scerbo as Nova. Joining them will be David Hasselhoff as Fin’s father, Gil; Bo Derek will play April’s mother, May; Ryan Newman will play April and Fin’s daughter, Claudia Shepard; and Jack Griffo will portray Claudia’s friend, Billy.

Additional cameo roles include Mark Cuban as the President of the United States; Ann Coulter as the Vice President; Michele Bachmann as herself; Jerry Springer as Mr. White, a manic tourist; Washington Redskins tackle Tom Compton as a reporter; *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard; and Chris Jericho, who will portray Bruce the roller coaster ride operator.

Anthony C. Ferrante will once again direct, based on an original screenplay by Thunder Levin. Sharknado 3 is a production of The Asylum.

When it aired last July 30, Sharknado 2: The Second One became Syfy’s most-watched original movie ever.

 

 

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Matt Wavish

Matt WavishA keen enthusiast and collector of all horror and extreme films. I can be picky as i like quality in my horror. This doesn't necessarily mean it has to be a classic, but as long as it has something to impress me then i'm a fan. I watch films by the rule that if it doesn't bring out some kind of emotive response then it aint worth watching.

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