The Bottom QUOTE thread!

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The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Hughesy » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:43 pm

"Eddie:" Bastard! Bastard bastard bastard. Stupid stupid bastard. you stupid stupid bastard. Stupid bastard arse! You arse! You stupid arse bastard. you stupid arse, bollock bastard, nipple, wank, turd! Why won't this ducking toaster work!
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Hughesy » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:45 pm

Richie: Eddie, we are a specialty act. We do not do impressions. You lower the whole tone. The disappearing rabbits were a nightmare.
Eddie: They disappeared.
Richie: Yeah, cos you threw them in to the fuckin' audience.
Eddie: Hey, they reappeared.
Richie: Yeah, they fuckin' threw them back.
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Hughesy » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:47 pm

Richie: I see your point.
Eddie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Richie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Eddie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Richie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down?
Eddie: Help! Rich! We're stuck in a sort of nob gag Bermuda Triangle!
Richie: Quick! Change routine! Change routine!
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Bat » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:01 am

Eddie: "I want to go the Bahama because.... it's bloody hot there that's why, what a stupid fuckin question. And besides there's lots of birds knocking about on the beach wearing skimpy bikinis with their knockers hanging out for everyone to get a really, really, really, really, really good look at."
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Matt Wavish » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:03 pm

Richie: "GAS MAN!!!! GAS MAN!!!! GAS MAN!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Bat » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:45 pm

Richie "I accidently slipped on some hamster food and my penis inadvertently entered the goldfish tank"
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Matt Wavish » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:27 pm

Eddie: "It's fish pooh your Highness!"
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Matt Wavish » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:49 am

"it's bloody hot there!!!" :D
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Bat » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:11 pm

Slightly off topic, but did anyone watch Rik Mayall: Lord of Misrule on BBC 2? A terrific tribute to Rik.

Anyway, back on topic:

"You were my first, you were my last. You took my cherry.... right off!!"
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Re: The Bottom QUOTE thread!

Post by Bat » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:51 am

"Waaaheeeey the lads"
"What the fuck does it meeeeeaaan?"
"Come on everybody, let's weigh all the lads"


The Shotgun, Bastard and Dribble lawyers crack me up.

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