Chanbara Striptease, Oppai Chanbara (2008)
Directed by: Akira Hirose
Starring: Mina Asa, Ruru Anoa, Yôichi Matsuda
Chanbara Striptease (2008)
(18) Running Time: 66 minutes
Reviewed by: Matt Wavish, official HCF critic
From the same people who gave us Chanbara Beauty and Robo Geisha, their films are getting worse and worse. They are, basically, a perv fest, nothing more and they seem to be looking for any excuse for their girls to get them out. Here, the excuse could not be more more deliberate. This girl, very cute i may add, is sent back in time and told not to put on the sacred nightgown unless she is in terrible danger. Well, she arrives in the woods, naked and decides to put it on. She has excellent sword skills as is proven in some awful choreographed sword fights, but she has a special gift. She saves a local prat from these bullies, and joins the locals for tea. She then becomes a target for this woman who is terrorising these village idiots and a showdown commences. We soon learn that our hero has the best gift ever, if she flashes her tits they glow!!!!! Oh, and they seem to do something to the enemy, not really sure what, but we have plenty of tits on show so i don’t really care!
Oh, and the evil woman terrorising the locals (she’s hot too) also has this power! There’s no real plot, the film last an hour, and the acting is dreadful. However, its worth it, if not just for the end battle as the two girls stand off, swords in hand, look at each other and (yeh, you guessed it) remove their tops and get fighting. They even catch swords between their tits , oh, and two really bad sex scenes are thrown in and take up nearly ten minutes of the short running time. One to watch without the wife then, or with the wife depending on her taste?
Rating: 
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Can never mock the art of catching a sword between you’re tits. I tried it between my moobs and it hurt like hell and caused months of chaffing.