Honestly now, not content with giving us such ‘classics’ as Titanic 2, Megashark vs Giant Octopus, Meg Python vs Gatoroid, Paranormal Entity and Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, those ‘geniuses’ at The Asylum have dreamt up something new and exciting to their list of over 100 budget films. The majority of those films borrow from a more, bigger release and The Asylum lads tend to do what you would have hoped the ‘proper’ version did, only without the budget and skill. Like films made for the SyFy channel, The Asylum’s film are cheap, crap and a whole lot of fun.
Their latest offering has the truly brilliant title of ‘Two Headed Shark Attack’ and the plot is all about? Yep, you guessed it, a freakin two headed shark, the model you can see at the top of this post. Sound awesome? It gets better! Clearly hungry for Oscar stardom and hoping to bag the best actress award at next years Oscars, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan have been cast in the lead roles, alongside Charlie O’Connell. Now, please don’t tell me you don’t know who Carmen Electra is, but if you’re till not sure, I have included a picture at the bottom of this post which should jog your memory. Brooke Hogan (whose picture I have also included) is daughter to the one and only Hulk Hogan. I’m wondering whether the Hulkster taught her any moves to battle this new sea beast? Maybe we’ll see Brooke powerslam the two headed shark into submission? Ah, ideas, full of them! As for Charlie O’Connell, he starred in Bachelor and Sliders and he aint good looking enough to add a picture!
The word is the film will be hitting US DVD shelves January 17th 2012, so the UK should swiftly follow. The film has been directed by Chris Ray (Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus) and we will have the trailer for you as soon as it becomes available, although it will have to go a long way to improve on the legendary ‘Super Shark’ trailer from a couple of weeks back. Now check out this synopsis and tell me this aint gonna be one of the best crap-fests of the year!
When a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark, the survivors escape to a deserted atoll. But when it starts flooding, the coeds are no longer safe from the double jaws of the monster.
By Matt Wavish