Zoe Saldana joins ‘Machete Kills’ and earns a kiss from Machete himself!

Ah the lovely Zoe Saldana, even as a blue skinned alien she was still pretty hot, and it sounds like she is about to get a whole lot hotter! While nothing has been officially announced, someone from Robert Rodriguez’ Machete Kills has let slip that Zoe Saldana has a part in the film. However, the person who got all excited about her being involved, even bragging about getting to kiss her as well as a number of other co-stars was Machete himself Danny Trejo! Now, who the Hell is going to tell him to keep his mouth shut until things have been officially released? Yeah that’s right, no one, so you may as well take the next snippet from a recent interview with Moviehole as gospel, and believe it.

“[It] is going to be a lot more over-the-top than ‘Machete’,” Trejo said in an interview with Moviehole. “We’ve got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Zoe Saldana. And guess what? I get to kiss all of ‘em.”

So there you have it, Trejo is happy and I am sure many fans of Rodriguez will also be very happy to see how the director can turn Saldana into one his lusty babes. If indeed this news is true, then it is great news. Rodriguez has a serious eye for the ladies, and really knows how to show them off to their fullest in his movies. Saldana will be joining an already impressive cast of Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Tom Savin,  Demian Bechire and Sofia Vergara. There is no word yet on who Saldana will play, but whoever it is, she would appear to be someone Machete likes.


“The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy”

By Matt Wavish

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A keen enthusiast and collector of all horror and extreme films. I can be picky as i like quality in my horror. This doesn't necessarily mean it has to be a classic, but as long as it has something to impress me then i'm a fan. I watch films by the rule that if it doesn't bring out some kind of emotive response then it aint worth watching.

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