I don’t even know why I am talking about this, but it is kind of horror based, and I am thinking more the horror of the actual badness of the film rather than the films it is mocking. But then, I suppose it is taking the piss out of our beloved genre, so I guess it should be included here, if only to encourage further hate from horror fans. Furhter hate from me is a given, I hate the Scary Movie series, I’ve never liked it, and only the first film gave me the odd chuckle.
However, somehow it has kept going all these years, and it returns with a fifth film in a few months. Prepare yourselves then, for the awful, un-funny and rather rubbish trailer embedded below. Films that have come under attack include Paranormal Activity, Black Swan, 127 Hours and Inception.
Anyway, Malcolm D. Lee will direct from a script written by David Zucker and Pat Proft. The unfortunate cast includes Heather Locklear, Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Kevin Hart, Regina Hall, Molly Shannon and Craig Bierko.
Scary Movie 5 arrives in UK cinemas 12th April 2013.
Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.
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