Horror posters: ‘Witching and Bitching’ bares eyes and teeth, & UK horror ‘The Woods’ may creep you out





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Two new genre posters here for you, one for bonkers Spanish flick Witching and Bitching, and one for UK survival horror The Woods.

I am so excited about seeing Alex de la Iglesia’s insane looking new film, Witching and Bitching, and a new poster has just been revealed by Bloody Disgusting that only heightens my excitement.

You will find the new poster below, along with a reminder of the trailer.

Alex de la Iglesia both writes and directs, and the cast includes HUGO SILVA (The Last Days), MARIO CASAS (I Want You, Unit 7), CARMEN MAURA (Volver, Common Wealth), TERELE PAVEZ (Common Wealth) and CAROLINA BANG (The Last Circus).

Here is the lengthy but brilliant synopsis:

When your marriage has you on the brink and your bank account in red, it’s time to rob a Cash-for-Gold shop. That’s the last-ditch decision made by a group of desperate guys led by divorced dad JOSÉ. Unfortunately for all, José never lets his kid down and the day of the break-in is his day of the week with his 8-year old son. Looks like little Sergio will have to tag along. They make it out of the shop with a bag full of 25,000 gold wedding rings only to find their getaway car has disappeared: ANTONIO’s wife had to go shopping.

They flag down a cab driven by Manuel, another victim of a marriage that leaves plenty to be desired. So do they run south to Morocco? Not easy getting through with a cab… Looks like it’s north to France, especially with Jose?’s promise to Sergio that they’ll go live in Disneyland. Things get even more complicated when 8:30pm comes and José doesn’t drop Sergio off at his ex- wife’s as expected. She takes it to the police, but goes looking for Sergio herself when they don’t take it seriously enough.

Meanwhile, the 25,000 gold rings become a real curse when the guys enter the impenetrable forests of Basque Country, home to ancient covens and witchery. It’s poetic justice time for their failures with the opposite sex. They run head-on with a horde of crazed women who feed on human flesh. Trapped in a mysterious mansion, the witches try to seize the rings at all cost and to rip out our heroes’ souls to boot. Poor guys, they made their bed and now they’ll have to sleep in it. And all they wanted was a little peace and quiet.

 

 

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The Woods:

British horror The Woods, AKA The Good People, is directed by short film and music video director Corin Hardy, and the first eye catching poster has now been revealed, and its a good one!

Corin Hardy directs and co-writes The Woods, and the cast includes oseph Mawle (“Game Of Thrones”) and Bojana Novakovic (Edge Of Darkness), with Michael McElhatton (Shadow Dancer) and Michael Smiley (A Field In England, “Spaced”).

Synopsis:

The Woods follows a London-based conservationist who is sent to Ireland to investigate an ancient forest. During his survey, he accidentally disturbs the hallowed grounds and finds himself in a fight for survival to protect his family from an ancient brood of creatures.

 

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(Source: Empire)

Matt Wavish
About Matt Wavish 10062 Articles
A keen enthusiast and collector of all horror and extreme films. I can be picky as i like quality in my horror. This doesn't necessarily mean it has to be a classic, but as long as it has something to impress me then i'm a fan. I watch films by the rule that if it doesn't bring out some kind of emotive response then it aint worth watching.

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