Remember when you were a kid and wondered how babies were made or what that noise was coming from your parent’s bedroom? Well, that’s the basis of HOW DO YOU DO IT?, a free-to-play game where you play an 11 year old girl who wonders that very question – how do you do “it”?
When her mother pops out for a bit, you run over to the toybox to retrieve a naked male and female doll, akin to Ken and Barbie, and proceed to smash them together in an attempt to figure out how you do that thing what adults do… Ahem.
The whole basis of the game, it seems, is that the girl wants to recreate the scene from Titanic, the steamy scene in the back of a car…
Armed with the two dolls, the player attempts to make the dolls have assumed intercourse using Surgeon Simulator and Octodad like controls. Needless to say, it’s hapless and after a minute your mother comes back anyway, where a screen pops up to tell you your result. “You might have done it 61 times”. Wow!
A mindless bit of a laugh for a literal couple of minutes, HOW DO YOU DO IT? is simply… weird. As some commenters on Steam wrote, “My parents came in the room so I switched to porn. It was easier to explain”. Indeed.
If you have questions about copulation, then you can play it free here.
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