HCF Reviews

Circle (2015)

Circle (2015) Directed by Aaron Hann and Mario Miscione Yep, the horror/ thriller/ sci-fi sections on Netflix are a load of tosh. Sure they’re better than Prime. But they rarely get updated, have fragments of franchises […]

HCF Reviews

The Shallows (2016)

THE SHALLOWS Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra The sun’s out but so are the sharks. Excited? Likely not. You see, the problem facing these movies is similar to that which faces exorcism ones. That’s to say […]

HCF Reviews

K-Shop (2016)

K-SHOP (2016) Directed by Dan Pringle Look, who doesn’t like a kebab at 2 AM? I’m sure you know the feeling – you’re merry, you’ve had a few and you want to soak it up. […]

Genres

Visions (2015)

VISIONS (2015) Directed by Kevin Greutert Given the genre’s focus on vulnerable people in danger, it seems a fairly safe bet to do a film about a pregnant women in trouble. Sadly, as per 2014’s […]

Fantasy

Tale of Tales (2015)

TALE OF TALES (2015) Directed by Matteo Garrone Once upon a time there was a Neapolitan poet, named Giambattista Basile, who specialised in fairy tales. But these weren’t like those Disneyfied ones your parents told you […]

Comedy

The Dark Room

THE DARK ROOM Written and performed by John Robertson “You awake to find yourself in a dark room!” So goes the simple premise for the world’s only live text based adventure game. The show began […]

Ghost

Restoration (2016)

RESTORATION (2016) Directed by Zack Ward Maybe it’s my horror fandom that makes me so loathe to move out of the current squalor I call home. After all, if this genre’s taught us anything it’s […]

Found Footage

The Before Time (2014)

THE BEFORE TIME (2014) Directed by Miguel Müller ‘Some things ought to stay buried’. So goes my attempt to paraphrase every horror movie made on the topic of Native American lore. In these films about nature, […]

HCF Reviews

Friend Request

FRIEND REQUEST (2016) Directed by Simon Verhoeven Everyone has that one friend on Facebook they don’t like much: the sort of overly needy oddity they keep on their list out of sympathy. Now imagine that […]