Zombeak (2006)

Zombeak (2006)
Directed by: Sam Drog
Written by: Sam Drog
Starring: Barry Bishop, Illya Allman, Sarah Frances Conkle

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Zombeak (2006)

(15) Running Time: 72 minutes

Director: Sam Drog

Writer: Sam Drog

Starring: Illya Allman, Barry Bishop, Sarah Francis Conkle (!)

Reviewed by: Matt Wavish, official HCF critic

Stay away, stay away I tell ya!!! This has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life, and if a worse film comes along this year I’ll be mightily shocked!!! The budget is none existent, the actors look like they’re either pissed or stoned, the special effects look like a child did them, and the music is feckin horrendous!

It does have its good points, oddly enough. It’s so bad, so horrifically crap, it actually comes across as very funny, unintentionally. This, you could sit around with a few tinnies and just laugh at, if you are in the right mood. Either that or you’ll set it on fire! Anyway, 4 Satan worshippers kidnap a blonde who can’t act, or even speak normally. They offer her as a sex object to the devil, who comes along and possesses their black leader who clearly looks like he’s taking the piss out of the whole movie. To be honest, if ANY of the cast actually think they’re being serious, then they should be shot. They are all so over the top bad it really can’t be taken seriously!! Anyway, blondies boyfriend, her terrible terrible acting boss who seems to have a louder microphone than everyone else, and the local sheriff head off to save her.

There’s a few showdowns in the Satanists home, with some of the worst fight scenes ever put to film, i reckon kids a primary school could do better! Eventually, Satan comes back, but as a chicken, which then tries to attack people, but because there’s no CGI, they use a stuffed chicken and it doesn’t really move so it looks awful!!! The whole thing is dreadful, it’s awful, horrendous. I honestly cannot believe someone watched this and paid to release it. Who are these people who finance these films and release them? Do they really look at things like this and think “hey, that’s a damn fine movie you got there. I’ll release it for you”. Seriously

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