Win 1 of 3 Copies of Anthology Horror SANITARIUM on DVD!


To celebrate the release of anthology horror SANITARIUM on DVD from 24th June 2013, we’ve 3 copies to give away to our lucky readers, courtesy of Signature Entertainment.

Three tales based on particular patients of a mental institution – the stories which lead to their crazed states of minds. Hallucinations, imaginary voices and alternate realities, mixed with the paranormal, the unexplainable and the mystical.

Starring horror legends Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street) and Malcolm McDowell (Halloween) and joined by Lou Diamond Phillips (Courage Under Fire), John Glover (Batman & Robin), Lacey Chabert (Mean Girls), SANITARIUM is directed by Bryan Ortiz, Bryan Ramirez and Kerry Valderrama.

For your chance to win a copy of Sanitarium on DVD, simply tell us which animal you’d hate to be trapped in a room with and why.

The competition will close at 11.59pm GMT on Monday 1st July 2013 and three valid comments will be chosen and the winners notified by email.

• This promotion is open to UK residents only.
• Entrants must be 18 years or over
• One entry per household
• There is no cash or other alternative to the prize stated and the prize is not transferable and no part or parts of the prize may be substituted for other benefits, items or additions.
• 3 winners will each win 1x Sanitarium on DVD.
• The Editor’s decision is final and binding on the entrants. No correspondence will be entered into.

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  1. Miss Piggy from the Muppets, she would drive me crazy and we all know that when hungry… pigs would eat anything… To be honest, after a few hours of her voice and constant natter, I’d offer myself up for dinner as long as she started with my ears.

  2. A ‘vorpal’ moth (moth of disproportionately large size) because (and no one seems to believe me), at least one human a year dies from a moth attack. Have people not seen Mothra at work? *squeals and leaps for cover*.

  3. Anything with more than 4 legs – Realy can’t stand Arachnids and Insects !
    ALL Spiders seem to have an Equity card !

  4. I’d hate to be trapped in a room with a Anaconda snake, its only a matter of time before it gets hungry and decides to squeeze you until your body implodes and then devours you whilst your still aware of it.

  5. A Baboon – have you see the size of those teeth!!!! And as for their huge asses…they’re scary no matter which end you look at! 🙂

  6. A Camel Spider because their venom is numbing, so if you were trapped in a room with one and fell asleep, they could chew on you without waking you up, and you could awaken with a missing hand or foot, or worse, with it having been dinner for the Camel Spider.

  7. A snake because I’m absolutely terrified of them and cant even see a picture of one without breaking out in a sweat!

  8. I would have to say a Skunk, I don’t deal with bad smells very well and I would be just gagging constantly, ugh makes me feel sick thinking about it lol.

  9. Its got to be a Spider. I have a heart stopping ,terrifying fear of them. I am so afraid of them that I could not even hit them or stamp on them. Worst nightmare!

  10. a rhino! i mean not only do you run the risk of being trampled to death but also being trapped in a room filling up with rhino poo may just burn the nostrils off me first lol! 😛

  11. A snake…I’m terrified of them! They look so evil and I would be scared about getting eaten alive! It’s incredible how they can just ‘eat up’ animals!!

  12. It would have to be a Komodo Dragon – apparently they are particularly vicious and carry a lot of disease. If you survive the initial attack its only a matter of time!!

  13. ever since the weird memes of sloths I have become extremely paranoid about them. they have big claw like things and scary eyes and to be honest being locked in a room with one would be terrifying. now I know they don’t move very fast which is why they are scary, they would wait till you were asleep and then slowly crawl over to you and that’s when they get you. so sloths and that’s why.

  14. I’d hate to be trapped in a lift with another person as I’d have to find something to mutter about to pass the time. Failing that, a facehugger or a Great White Shark, as it would be both weird and obviously a crazy dream.

  15. A rat — they make my skin crawl just looking at them and I’d never be able to sleep with it scurrying around.

  16. I’d hate to be stuck with a Gorilla in case it made sexual advances towards me or just as bad ripped me apart limb by limb. Either way it would be messy!

  17. An elephant,a rather large animal that could trample to death. Or if it had a call of nature – well its deposits are huge!!

  18. Not keen on any insects at all, but cockroaches really give me the creeps, especially since there’s never usually just one of them!

  19. A monkey because it’d be throwing it’s poo around!
    Plus, I’ve seen Monkey Shines… eventually it’d turn on me!

  20. Two things I have is a cockly stomach & a vivid imagination, so even as I’m writing this I feel queasy!
    Skunk .. I’d be a basket case, if I was within thirty feet of something stinky, let along being in a confined, air tight space.
    I’m sure that Pepe Le Phew is very funny on TV, but in real life .. keep him away from me, please!

  21. Any large insect really but particularly those which alternate between immobility and sudden frightening bouts of flapping mobility, like giant moths.

  22. My female boss as she never stops talking and uses some language even an old sailor would be proud of !!!

  23. A cat. Evil little animals from hell. They’d scratch your eyes out, after scratching a hole in your best pants first!

  24. a tarantula. im terrified of spiders so i wouldnt want to look at it but at the same time id not be able to keep my eyes off it so i knew where it was at all times. my worst nightmare!

  25. Gotta be an ostrich, as I’d never go near one without a big long stick…just ask johnny cash 😉

  26. I know it sounds pathetic but I would hate to be stuck in a room with a bee… Cannot deal with them at all! I’m terrified!

  27. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
    Why? It can turn its eyes red, green, then a sort of mauvy pink. It asks its victims names before killing them, and carves them on a memorial outside its cave. It is known for its never-ending hunger and is such a stupid animal that it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you. So although you would only have to close your eyes (or drape a towel over your head) to escape, this is itself a plan which is fraught with obvious dangers.

  28. A Komodo Dragon, if they see you it’s over big time. They just suck your insides out until you are empty, the are like living vacuum cleaners. Real scary!

  29. The poison dart frog, as it would just have to jump on me or touch my skin and i have a painful death to look forward to!

  30. Hmmm probably Im not really bothered about animals. I wouldnt want to be in a room full of vultures though :/ The absolute worst possibilty would be my husband. Being in a confined space with him for a long period of time! *shudders* i love him and all but his feet stink, his backside stinks and hed drive me so nuts id let the vultures have him 😀

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