“Bunch of slack jawed fagots around here!”. Those words uttered by Jesse Ventura in the helicopter in Predator as a group of mercenaries prepare to enter the jungle on a deadly mission, only to find […]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0[/youtube] (spoilers) As this film begins you know exaclty the kind of territory we’re in within the first three minutes. A camera watches half naked girls on a beach, close ups of their behinds and […]
LET ME IN Remakes should be made of movies that aren’t very good, that gives you the chance to fix whatever has gone wrong. I’m very proud of my movie and I think it’s […]
AVAILABLE ON DVD RUNNING TIME: 92 mins REVIEWED BY: Dr Lenera At the Somafree Institute Of Psychoplasmics, Dr. Hal Raglan is treating rage-filled psychosis by allowing his patients to “go all the way” and […]
USA AVAILABLE ON DVD RUNNING TIME: 118 mins REVIEWED BY: Dr Lenera Peter Sandza is a secret government agent about to quit, with a son called Robin who has extraordinary psychic powers. His partner […]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndHDPuK_Rrw[/youtube] (spoilers) Silly film this, a silly silly film! I mean come on, if you were being chased around your apartment by a crazed sex mad freak would you stop in the bathroom to check […]
Dom Cobb is a thief for hire with a rare skill – he can enter people’s minds through their dreams and thereby learn their secrets. Japanese businessman Mr. Saito asks Cobb to enter the mind […]
USA IN CINEMAS NOW RUNNING TIME: 103 mins REVIEWED BY: Dr Lenera Nobleman Lawrence Talbot returns from America to his ancestral home in Blackmoor upon hearing of his brother’s disappearence. Either a maniac or […]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJe-ffOFLM[/youtube] This new French thriller/shocker treads on familiar ground, is a bit predictable but somehow manages to feel fresh and interesting. The few actors on screen do a fantastic job, and the fact pretty much […]
VAMP Starring: Chris Makepeace, Grace Jones, Dedee Pfeiffer, Robert Rusler Directed By: Richard Wenk Written By: Donald P.Borchers and Richard Wenk “Its another old film in which you memory serves it […]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO8BZF_yNBA[/youtube] (contains spoilers) There are two really positive things going for this movie, and I see they feature prominently on the sleeve, prompting me to think the makers of this film had the same thoughts […]
A tale of the unholy and cross dimensional consequences of Dr Redneck’s amazing invention, the Tardis Trousers. […]
NEAR DARK When fans bang on about Point Break, I say its good but not her best……..when fans bang on about last years smash hit The Hurt Locker, I say its good, but not her […]
INFERNO (1980) Directed by Dario Argento Having been blown away with Suspira there was no chance that I would wait another 25 years to catch another Dario Argento film so only three days after the […]
THE BURBS Film: The Burbs Director: Joe Dante Written By: Dana Olsen Starring: Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, Bruce Dern, Corey Feldman Released On: February 1989 The Hughes Verdict The best way I can describe […]
ARKHAM ASYLUM A Serious House On Serious Earth Publisher: DC Comics Written By: Grant Morrison Art By: Dave Mckean First Published: October 1989 In 1989 while the movie world was going batty over a certain […]
A further tale of woe from Cornwall’s most unlucky agricultural sack […]
Short tales featuring Middle Earth’s strictest doorman and Freddy Bill Bob’s frisky friend, Genital Ben. […]
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