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Jonah Hex (2010) by Dj Vivace
So, is this so-called shambles of a film truly as bad as all the reviews would have you believe? I’d like to answer that question like this, if director Jimmy Hayward cannot be bothered to […]
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SEASON OF THE WITCH [2011]
USA IN CINEMAS NOW RUNNING TIME: 95 mins REVIEWED BY: Dr Lenera In the 14th century, veteran Crusaders Behmen and Felson grow weary of the constant battles and the way the Church orders the […]
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Tron Legacy (2010)
Being a massive fan of the first Tron is a bit like saying that at the age of 36, I still stay with my parents, have a collection of Black Hole action dolls (in their […]
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Tron (1982)
I must have been the only one of my friends to enjoy both Tron and Flash Gordon in the early eightees. The latter gloriously promoted and mocked the afternoon sci-fi matinee into some form of […]
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Skyline (2010) by Matt Wavish (Pazuzu) out now on DVD and Bluray
Skyline (possible spoilers) ON DVD AND BLURAY The poster tag goes “Don’t look up”, a clear indication that by looking up you will be hypnotised by this strange blue light coming from alien ships, forcing […]
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Kick-Ass (2010)
The belly laugh is one of those wonders of the world. An uncontrollable and sometimes frightening phenomenon, I have seen better men than myself cry (real tears), fart, cough up beverages from the nose and […]
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Tremors (1990)
Tremors is the greatest monster movie of the 1990’s as it works on so many levels. Firstly, the monsters are ugly, viscous and straight out of the 1950’s sci-fi’s. Secondly, the leads, Valentine (Kevin Bacon) […]
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Clash of the Titans (2010)
See, i haven’t studied Greek Mythology. All i know about it is what i learnt from the original Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, the odd book at school maybe and possibly some […]
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STARCRASH [1978]
ITALY AVAILABLE ON DVD RUNNING TIME: 95 mins REVIEWED BY: Dr Lenera, official HCF Critic In a distant galaxy, a starship searching for the evil Count Zarth Arn is attacked by a mysterious weapon […]
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The Hidden (1987)
The Hidden is a cross between Men in Black, The Thing and The Terminator. Not only has it one of the most exciting and fun starts to a flick in cinema history but it has […]
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Centurion (2010)
Michael Fassenbender plays Roman soldier Quintus Dias in this historical battle-fest based around the time when the Romans invaded England and Scotland. The Romans are having a few problems with the Scottish locals, and just […]
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Mega Piranha (2010)
The team behind Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus are at it again, lets make the shittest film ever, with even worse effects than our last one and dialogue that sounds like their dog wrote it, […]
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Black Death (2010)
Wow, all these Medieval type films coming out, its great! Black Death comes from another horror director who has decided to go all old fashioned on us. First it was Neil Marshall, and now Christopher […]
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MACHETE (2010)
MACHETE Ever heard the saying “too much of a good thing is no good at all”?. Well, sadly, thats exaclty what we have here. Being a fair old fan of Rodriguez, i LOVED El Mariachi […]
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Machete (2010)
Machete (2010) Directed by Robert Rodriguez With a cast to die for (Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin and Danny Trejo), this was gonna be a good one. […]