Games
Bomb Chicken – HCF Videogame Review
Nitrome – 1 Player – Out now on Nintendo Switch Have you ever yearned for a side-scrolling platform version of Bomberman? And did you want the main character to be a big fat chicken? If […]
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Action
The Jurassic Dead – Out Now on VOD
Another one of those blockbuster rip-offs, where it’s only similar in name, and the actors are either trying too hard or not at all. The plot revolves around dinosaurs being reanimated, and a group of […]
Features
Juan Vasquez is Avoiding Converstation
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance Although I’ve still been playing State of Decay 2 with my pals, and patiently ambling through the pretty but vacant Agony, along came a new challenger. […]
Games
The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker – HCF Video Game Review
D’Avekki Studios – Wales Interactive – Out Now on PC, Playstation 4 (version tested), Switch & Xbox One Recently, the excellent Wales Interactive have been enjoying a lot of success with one of the latest […]
Games
Agony – HCF Video Game Review
Developer – Madmind Studio – Publisher – PlayWay – Available now on PC, PS4 (Version tested) & Xbox One – 1 Player On the surface, Agony appears to be the kind of survival horror I’ve […]
Features
Juan Vasquez is Avoiding Conversation
In a new feature I’ll be going through some of the videogames, movies and TV shows that have been keeping my attention over the last couple of weeks. Well, attention span permitting anyway. So without […]
HCF Reviews
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) – HCF Review
As seems to be the trend these days, this sequel to the home invasion horror is one mullet away from being an 80’s movie. It follows the likes of The Guest and, er, It Follows, […]
Animation
The Little Vampire (Vue Exclusive) – in Cinemas 25th May
The Little Vampire is an animated film releasing this half term weekend exclusively at Vue cinemas. Rudolph isn’t your typical teen. Not only is he a thirteen year old vampire, but his whole family is […]
Games
Hyper Sentinel – HCF Videogame Review
Hyper Sentinel – 1 Player – Four5Six Pixel – Huey Games – Out Now on Xbox One (version tested), Switch, Playstation 4 & Steam A sort of arena shmup, Hyper Sentinel blasts it’s way through […]
HCF Reviews
Dead List (2018)
Dead List is a Poundland Creepshow, that seems to rip off almost every horror film I can think of. From the seemingly pointless opener, opening credits, and final shot, there’s a bit of everything in […]
Action
Rampage (2018) – In Cinemas Now
Whilst hopes are never particularly high for video game movies, Rampage looked like it could’ve broken the mould. Teaming Dwayne Johnson up with a giant gorilla has a lot of potential, and for a while, […]
Action
Tomb Raider (2018) – In Cinemas Now
99.9% of video game adaptations are unmitigated shite. Even the multi sequel Resident Evil films, are rubbish. Yet despite that they still have quite the following. Compare them to the source material however and they […]
Comedy
Mom and Dad (2018)
From the opening credits you know this is going to be silly fun, wearing its influences on its sleeve, as it boasts the most 70’s credits sequence ever. In fact, were it not for the […]
HCF Reviews
Kobiety Mafii (Mafia Women) (2018) – In Cinemas Now
What starts off as a borderline farcical undercover cop story, soon sprawls out into a vast intertwining saga about gangsters, power shifts and most importantly the women involved. The film follows the lives of a […]
HCF Reviews
Hell’s Kitty (2018) – on VOD March 13 and DVD March 27
Hell’s Kitty is a movie adaptation of a web series and comic book, which on paper it looks like it could be good fun. What doesn’t sound good about a possessive, possessed cat that attacks […]
HCF Reviews
Black Panther (2018) – In Cinemas Now
The latest in Marvel’s continuous cycle of interweaving comic book adaptations is perhaps its most visually arresting to date. Much like the Avengers and Captain America films that came before it, there’s a bit of […]
Comedy
Sasq-Watch! (2016)
Idiotic brothers Nigel (Paul Brittain) and Oscar (Adam Hirschman), have been obsessed with the legend of the sasquatch ever since they saw it outside their house when they were kids. Somehow they manage to secure […]
Features
Juan’s Top 30 Films of 2017
Another year has come and gone, and with it, an excellent selection of films in what has turned out to be a great year for cinema. So without further ado, here’s my top 30 films […]